LIAC FAQ

1. Who are you?
Contributors tend to be those fucked over by the faults inherent in reality. Hopeless romantics that have been worn away by those they love; ambitious, driven individuals that have found that the fact of class structure and old money means they will always be non-entities; good natured souls that have found that one good turn deserves a massive punch to the metaphorical kidneys.

2. What do you do here?
We are all bitter, jaded fuckers now and we tend to drone on, in self-absorbed ways, about how catastrophic life is. Usually offensively. It’s a better way to get these things off our combined chest, than picking up a sniper’s rifle and shooting your mother through the chin.

3. I still don’t see the point of whinging on. Just be happy with yourself..!
There are those that prefer to turn a blind eye to the miseries of life - to believe that ignorance is bliss and casually meander, oaf-like, through the madness. Then, there are those that prefer to call those people cunts. You cunt.

4. I’m a jaded fuckface, how do I sign up?
Simple. E-mail Evil Incarnate at liacmail@mailbolt.com (all we need is your your e-mail address, so we can send you an invite; if you don't get a quick response, feel free to leave your details in comments).

5. Don't you have some sort of link icon, which ideally is quite soft on the eyes but as you look more closely you realise that it has 'CUNT' written all over it? I'd love to plaster it over my similarly nihilistic site.
Yes. See here.

6. Can you link to my similarly nihilstic site?
No. We're cunts like that.

7. Can I get notified when posts or comments are made?
For some unknown reason, Blogger lets you receive e-mail notifications when comments are posted, but not when posts are. If you want to receive a note every time a new comment is posted, let us know at liacmail@mailbolt.com.

8. Do you have a shop where I can buy stuff which says cunt on it?
No and fuck off.