The LIAC Valentine's Card
Send it to people via e-mail. In case you're too retarded to work out how to do this, I'll post up an easy way to mail it in the coming week.
Use this form to send the mail automatically for you (- you can even send it from our site with no links back to you, you anonymous, malevolent freak!).
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Have a fucking miserable week. Ta.
posted by Evil Incarnate | 11:54 am
I'm going to send this to myself.
In light of this blog and its undertone; that comment was genius.
Even if it's true - aww.
I think the fact that the messy font looks like it was randomly scrawled is my favourite part.
I could send this to everyone I know who loves V-day.
Ah... being bitter towards love is oh-so-enjoyable ^_^
I'll never stop! NEVER! : p
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there. I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glint on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle Autumn rain.
When you wake in the morning hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush
of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft starlight at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there I did not die....
Weep not for me though I am gone
Into that gentle night
Grieve if you will, but not for long
Upon my soul's sweet flight
I am at peace, my soul's at rest
There is no need for tears
For with your love I was so blessed
For all those years.
There is no pain, I suffer not,
The fear now is all gone.
Put now these things out of your thoughts,
In your memory I live on.
Remember not my fight for breath
Remember not the strife
Please do not dwell upon my death,
But celebrate my life.
Thanks.
Well that puts a nice, cheery air to this scene, doesn't it?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My crossbow is loaded
And pointing at you.
The things that you did I shall never forgive
So now I've decided you'll no longer live.
It seems that I'm stuck in an emotional rut
Ever since you ran off with some ropey old slut.
So may your Valentine's day be filled with great cheer
Though I'm wishing you dead all the rest of the year.