... and in crying cry a whole leopard from your eye...

Hallo, let me introduce myself.

My name is {name removed}, and I have been a jaded fuckface for about three years now.

I used to believe in love. I really did. I still do. But my impression of it has changed. Where there was once a joyous celebration of life's meaning, there is now a sceptic hole full of bile and bitterness. Thanks, girls...

In fact, I think that love masks more evil than it conjures good. If you're in a healthy relationship, then either (i) you are lying or (ii) you are a cunt - but it'll probably be both, you lying cunt.

I will continue to drone on about the subject, anon.

NOW FUCK OFF.