What's in a name?
Apparently, a lot!
According to www.lovecalculator.com it has a direct impact on how your relationship will turn out..
Ok, I'll admit I tried it.. BUT it was for research purposes only and I did manage to find a flaw in the system *insert gasp of utter astonishment here*
When I first typed my name into the 'Name of person 1' box I used 'Jen' and inserted my unknowing preys name (short form as well) into the second box the calculator gave us a 29% success rate and a few snotty remarks to accompany it.
The second time (bound and determined to make this relationship work) I used our full names.. 38%.. THEN (I'm at work, I have time on my hands...) I used my nickname and his full name and presto 98% chance of working!!!
So children, what have we learned today?
a) That the lovecalculator is a cunt
b) That I can make a relationship work by relying on my alter ego
c) That the internet is not (even in all it's informative glory) a good judge of a relationships strength
but then again, either am I.
Love is a cunt that sticks in my brain, that regardless of how ridiculous I become or what lengths I take or how much it hurts, I still aspire to have. The fact is, regardless of how much of an insane individual it makes me, it's still worth the therapist charges and skinned knees and goofy looking pictures of inane happiness..
Meh, at least in my travels through Google's results for LOVE I found this site, which made me laugh in a kind of uncomfortable-make-sure-no-one-sees-me kind of way.
My day keeps getting better and better.
Jenzilla
According to www.lovecalculator.com it has a direct impact on how your relationship will turn out..
Ok, I'll admit I tried it.. BUT it was for research purposes only and I did manage to find a flaw in the system *insert gasp of utter astonishment here*
When I first typed my name into the 'Name of person 1' box I used 'Jen' and inserted my unknowing preys name (short form as well) into the second box the calculator gave us a 29% success rate and a few snotty remarks to accompany it.
The second time (bound and determined to make this relationship work) I used our full names.. 38%.. THEN (I'm at work, I have time on my hands...) I used my nickname and his full name and presto 98% chance of working!!!
So children, what have we learned today?
a) That the lovecalculator is a cunt
b) That I can make a relationship work by relying on my alter ego
c) That the internet is not (even in all it's informative glory) a good judge of a relationships strength
but then again, either am I.
Love is a cunt that sticks in my brain, that regardless of how ridiculous I become or what lengths I take or how much it hurts, I still aspire to have. The fact is, regardless of how much of an insane individual it makes me, it's still worth the therapist charges and skinned knees and goofy looking pictures of inane happiness..
Meh, at least in my travels through Google's results for LOVE I found this site, which made me laugh in a kind of uncomfortable-make-sure-no-one-sees-me kind of way.
My day keeps getting better and better.
Jenzilla
posted by Anonymous | 3:57 pm
The "Black People Love Us" website is one of the gems of the internet.
Not sure what to make of your antics with the lovecalculator. You're basically insane.
I found "Black People Love Us" a few weeks ago and loved it. It's featured on the Contagious Media site, where I found the Rejection Hotline.
Re: the lovecalculator. Popular wisdom maintains you must love yourself before you can love anyone else, so I plugged Tree and Tree into it.
"Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Tree and Tree has a reasonable chance of working out, but on the other hand, it might not. Your relationship may suffer good and bad times. If things might not be working out as you would like them to, do not hesitate to talk about it with the person involved. Spend time together, talk with each other."
I interpret this as meaning I need a better vibrator.
That which we would call a rose by any other name would make quizilla the fucking devil, much like newspaper horoscopes or anything else that inspires false hope.
That being said, of course I've calculated names, and I've also squeezed that thing at the arcade. I've found that the best way to determine compatibility is to take off your pants and see what he does.
:-)..!
Oh Christ. Tell me you're not in love again JIB.
umm... is that not 'lust' rather than 'love', watery?
that said, it's tempting to try that route. if I ever get round to it i'll let you know the results.
Did I say love? I never said love. I said pants, and the absence thereof.
hmmm. interesting. my misinterpretation :) entirely.
...i shall now think about the absence of tops, since the masses of unsightly.. mass... hanging loose about the nether regions is ...somewhat unappetizing.