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Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Cuntethness Abound

I'm in a relationship with someone. I broke up with the cunt and do not want to start the relationship again, for fear of... the same fucking bullshit happening. I can not stand controlling, pompous assholes. I no longer whisper, "Ich liebe du*," sweetly in the night to him. No. Now, he's just a votke**. And I'm sick of him.

...However.

Whilst drunk on the night of my twenty-first birthday, I told my good friend of five years, "I like you. As more than a friend. And la dee da." That's like/lust, not love (the cunt).

Said friend has yet to say anything closely resembling the reciprocation of feelings. But I did sign online one morning, after working graveyard shift to find an email that said he wished he had me to talk to. Take what you can get, eh?

...Regardless.

I do not want to concentrate on entering a new relationship. I've had enough of cuntethness and I'm trying to focus on getting my life back on track. First step, finding a different college and getting a new car.

But if said friend shows interest, I might just push it further. I did always wonder what his lips would feel like against mine. Heehee.

And it's back to work, I go.

[*I love you. **Cunt.]

4 Comments:

Blogger pillowfeather said...

i'm not sure what language votke comes from (russian, polish?), but to say I love you in German, you should use ich liebe dich. but seeing as you don't want to say that to him anymore, then it doesn't matter. go get your friend and have fun with him, enjoy his kisses.

December 15, 2004 4:35 pm  
Blogger Juliet is Bleeding... said...

I think she was referring to getting his head between her legs, dear.

Or perhaps that's just my one-track mind.

December 15, 2004 4:53 pm  
Blogger fucking diddums said...

Maybe this flew over my thick skull, but why would you expect your "said friend" to reciprocate "said feelings?"

This made me think you're talking about two people and not one. Maybe there's just one, and that would make it clear, but I still don't understand why you would expect anyone to say I love you back.

Unless they're your parents. That has to happen by default.

This muffin sucks.

December 16, 2004 2:29 pm  
Blogger Juliet is Bleeding... said...

TG: Are you drunk or confused or insane or incapable of normal speech or some combination of the above?

December 23, 2004 11:20 am  

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