Reasons Why Love Is A Cunt

1. Love is blind. Blindness is a disability. Hence, love creates a flaw in human efficiency. Therefore, love is a cunt.
2. Love controls you. From the desperate need to be with the one you love, to fucking over your friends in the name of love, and being fucked over yourself yet being too blind so see it (see Reason #1).
3. Love rules the world. Without it, there would be no need to spend your life searching for something which realistically there is a very slim chance of obtaining: love everlasting.
4. Love dies. You can be the most in love you've ever been, only to realise a little further down the line that in fact, this person isn't The One. That really sucks.
5. Love hurts. Ever been hurt? What hurt you? The person involved, or love? It's love that hurt you. Don't shoot the messenger. If you hadn't loved them in the first place, it wouldn't have hurt full stop.