Case of the Ex
In response to Julietisbleeding's post about exes, I thoroughly agree that they should all be wiped out. Not necessarily killed, but certainly sent to a faraway land. Maybe the Isle of Wight could be used for this purpose? (And I mean all our exes, not just my own. Surprisingly, I don't have enough to occupy the IOW to full capacity).
They either mope around in a sorry state, looking all lovesick at you or telling all their friends what a cunt you are, or they fuck you over repeatedly.
You can't win.
I've always managed quite successfully to keep my exes in different towns, normally as far away as possible. Unlike Julietisbleeding, I don't give a fuck if they sleep with random whores and put it about. That's better than them settling down and meeting the love of their life.
And them going back to their exes is the best thing ever. Because you know they're never going to have anyone else new. You're the closest thing to new they'll ever have had.
So, they can go fuck themselves. Cunts.
They either mope around in a sorry state, looking all lovesick at you or telling all their friends what a cunt you are, or they fuck you over repeatedly.
You can't win.
I've always managed quite successfully to keep my exes in different towns, normally as far away as possible. Unlike Julietisbleeding, I don't give a fuck if they sleep with random whores and put it about. That's better than them settling down and meeting the love of their life.
And them going back to their exes is the best thing ever. Because you know they're never going to have anyone else new. You're the closest thing to new they'll ever have had.
So, they can go fuck themselves. Cunts.
posted by A Girl Like Me | 1:11 am
"Neurotic Feminist Bitch, 24, seeks Aggressive Male for Drinking Binges, Public Arguments, Animal Make-Up Sex and Mutual Character Assassination. Eventual nervous breakdowns a MUST."
"Lucifer's Daughter, 24, seeks Intelligent Male. Looking to enjoy romantic times indoors doing fuck-all and screwing each other over so slowly and subtly we don't even notice. Let's drift to Hades and back together."
"Girl Next Door, 25, seeks Innocent Boy for sordid sexual antics you will regret for ever and ever. See, we're not just friends! Hee hee."
"Alcoholic Bastard seeks Dysfunctional Wreck to romance whilst sober. Must be willing to endure carefully chosen texts which highlight your every failing on Fri/Sat nights. No timewasters/suicides, please."
It's strangely therapeutic, yes...
"Former slut seeks male to screw with her head. Those not on mind altering medication need not apply. Strong preference for those who have spent time in a mental institution."
those are all really good. i never had any problems with my ex-es. i don't think i could write anything too bad about any of them. i guess i'm more of the forgiving type.