Fuck you, you ho, I don't want you back

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Text from Matt:
"Haven't got enough room for an explanation, so... Are you out tonight?"

Right.... OK.... If you read the post from approximately 2 weeks ago, you'll know what I'm talking about.

In a hungover state, I texted him the following day, just apologising for my drunken behaviour. He didn't respond. So, this is the aftermath.

Matt - do you really think I'd be up for meeting up with you? Nothing to do with 'explanations' (I fucked you over enough times) but because you're arrogant, you think Sports Science is a worthwhile degree subject, you have a penis the size of an acorn and I saw Y-fronts hanging on a clothes horse in your room.