Priorities
A male friend of mine was telling me about his mobile phone "dilemma."
"What do I do if my boss calls and I'm right in the middle of fucking my girlfriend?"
"Turn it off before you start."
"I can't do that. It may be important. I have to answer."
"Well, if you love your girlfriend, then you should turn it off."
"But my girlfriend doesn't pay me."
"What do I do if my boss calls and I'm right in the middle of fucking my girlfriend?"
"Turn it off before you start."
"I can't do that. It may be important. I have to answer."
"Well, if you love your girlfriend, then you should turn it off."
"But my girlfriend doesn't pay me."
posted by pillowfeather | 1:06 pm
I can't think of anything more kinky and appealing than answering a call from someone (esp. the boss) whilst fucking my girlfriend at the same time.
That punchline was class though.