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I've met someone special.
Is it happening? I think, quite possibly, it is...
Is it happening? I think, quite possibly, it is...
posted by Juliet is Bleeding... | 11:21 pm
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ok, this one is just for you:
i hope she stabs you in the heart a thousand times and makes you suffer like every poor hopeless soul you've inflicted with pain in your sorry ass, no good existence.
best wishes you two lovebirds.
Umm, ta... I think...
you're welcom JiB. you KNOW i mean it with all of my heart.
I know this is probably a highly inappropriate comment to make on a site such as LIAC, but I just have to say that I'm grinning ear-to-ear for JiB and his new lady-love.
And now, a highly inappropriate happy dance:
*happy dance*
Is that an actual photo?
She has a nice ass. You're more of a pansy than I imagined. That's always the way it works in this "love" thing.
Still, I hope you enjoy the euphoria of the next several months as your soul gets wound around and around her until you are completely one. I mean, that stuff is the hot human shit.
And maybe - just maybe - it won't end with those united souls getting all shredded and torn asunder like we've all experienced before.
Treat her right. Good luck, bro.
So Mr. Bleeding gets a girlfriend. My thoughts echo WE's and I hope she appreciates the breadth of wisdom and depth of thought you seem to show on here.
Fellatio aside, I hope it works out. Your atypical & minimalist post was quite foreboding.
Actually, it's not a happy ending yet. Nor is she my girlfriend. It's still at the 'stuff going on' stage. There is plenty of scope for cunt.
But thanks all for the well-wishing, with a special mention to Christmas Myth for saying something ludicrous (my uhh, wisdom?) and the fact she's giving me pseudo-head under a post about me perhaps dating some other girl. Good work! (and e-mail me)
WTF is this? I want my money back!