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Saturday, January 12, 2008

Something Like This.

She and I once hung out like good friends ; it was an attempt to get to know your friend(s).
But by and by I realized that she was a bloody cunt, to be precise, a big slut.
I was okay with that since it didn't affect me, but hey, I stumbled upon the fact that you drove her home alone.
Never mind that also, since it's just a drive.

Yet, I chanced upon an entire folder of pictures ; her lying prov actively on your body. You guys just looked so happy. There were at least what, 30 photos of her lying on you.

What the fuck was that about?

You didn't even bother to push that slut aside? You tell me that it was a moment of folly?

You are telling me that you've never thought of fucking her? Not even once?

And what's most ridiculous is, you're telling me I can trust you. Like totally.

This is just one of the many instances that caused me to lose my trust in you. Completely.

Just when things got better and I thought that well, maybe there's hope, you're "asking" me if you could hang out with her this weekend?

This is what I get for hanging with you for like, 3.5 years.

You're a lying, conniving piece of pretentious trash. But you're the same as every other guy.

7 Comments:

Blogger "Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock" said...

amen. a-fucking-men!

why are they such idiots? where do they get off? i mean seriously.

idiots. fucking no good idiots. all of them.

January 12, 2008 10:02 PM  
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January 18, 2008 5:04 AM  
Anonymous Pat Law said...

Turn gay. Get a dildo. And I mean this in all sincerity.

March 18, 2008 2:50 AM  
Blogger The Anal Adventures of the Millionaire: said...

I won't try to stand up for my gender, but I do have frustrations with the communication between the sexes. Please be direct, that's all that I ask.

April 04, 2008 5:39 AM  
Anonymous Painisgain said...

I know right now nothing is gonna take away the knife and coldness in your heart but i feel ya.

April 11, 2008 6:28 PM  
Anonymous CrazyCracka420 said...

wow what crawled up your ass and died?

all of us men aren't all dicks, maybe the problem is your taste?

btw, 2 can play at this game:

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http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a337/crazycracka420/girls-are-evil.jpg

May 13, 2008 7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man ur a whinning little cunt arn't ya!
get this thing called a gun, load it, stick it in your mouth and pull the trigger. ur making me feel fukn depressed reading this shit for 3 mins. u really r a sad fuk.
girls are only good for 3 things : sucking, fuking and cleaning. i would have added cooking in there but these days girls cant cook shit. fuk my cousin cant even boil fukn water and thats just fuked up!

September 09, 2008 4:51 AM  

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