Gmail
Is this permitted? I have some gmail invitations. I did offer one to my love (and, generous soul that I am, to her bloody boyfriend as well) but she turned her beautiful nose up at it. So would any of you cunts like one? If so e-mail me.
posted by Lovelorn Swain | 8:24 am
This is so not permitted. Though the fact you called everybody cunts might make it okay. *unsure* Have to wait and see if Evil Incarnate decides to annihilate your entire bloodline for this. Good luck!
Rules, like hearts, made to be broken, it seems to me. I shall wait stoically for Evil Incarnate's verdict.
I think he'll be forgiven on the grounds of using the word cunt!
I'm not in the business of censoring things, even if they're nothing to do with LIAC.
Are we going to get any details on your love and her bloody boyfriend at any point?
Indeed, yes, if I can compress a year and a quarter's misery and torment into something polished.
Break it down into slightly-less-hopelessly-indigestable chunks.
i am not a cunt, thank you very much
I liked the comment about writing something more 'polished'. What we need is something tarnished unabashedly with the word 'CUNT'.
Oh dear, sorry, bear in mind I'm a novice cunt, at least as far as this blog is concerned; possibly what I've written so far much too decorous. I'll lard the next instalment with obscenities; it did occur to me in the long watches of last night to end our imagined drunken tour of central London with wild copulation in St James's Park, à la Rochester. But that would have been asking too much.
The only person stupid enough to follow Ill's advice is herself - we all hope.