Contributors... Aristoteli Avatar Celestine Cell Mate Christmas Myth CK Clearly Unobtainable Doktah Kay Dr. Dre Duch Emmet Enid Fucking Diddums Girl with a Knife Illegible Jaded yet Standing JP John M. Burt Juliet is Bleeding King Lovelorn Swain Minerva MyUtopia Naughty Love Pallas Athene Percival Pillowfeather Shakespeare Lies Sheryl Sleepy Jeanne STD Tigerpants Tutivllus Witt's End Yudhistra

Home  -  About  -  Contact  -  Subscribe  -  Contribute 

Thursday, April 13, 2006

Wedding Song Faux Pas

Total Eclipse of the Heart (Bonnie Tyler)...


Powered by Castpost

... is about an unrequited lover's wish to kill her beloved, hold their still-warm corpse, shoot herself through the face and then fall spinning and locked in dead embrace into the setting foundation of a skyscraper.

Fact.

4 Comments:

Blogger Sabine said...

Kind of love that drama in a cinematic way, but know there is a crusher of a pain in the concrete

April 16, 2006 1:47 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dare someone, anyone, to have that song as their wedding tune.

April 25, 2006 6:21 pm  
Blogger Juliet is Bleeding... said...

You'd be surprised, lots of people play this at their wedding. Yeah, I hang around weddings on weekends. Single women are 82% more likely to put out after seeing a wedding.

April 26, 2006 1:10 pm  
Blogger Shauntae AuPair said...

I always luv it when American debutante-brides choose Whitney Hoston singing Dolly Parton's, "I Will Always Love You" as a wedding song - it's about a break up, people! C'mon, you would think that they would listen to the words a little bit...

April 26, 2006 9:14 pm  

Post a Comment

<< Home

Add this site to your start page