Short & Curly Poke in the Eye Top 3
‘We can be friends’ - There’s a position opening up. I need a psychoanalyst on hand so I can unfurl my angst.
‘I’ll call you’ - I’ll sleep on it, then I’ll think about it some more and if I don’t come across a better prospect, I may call you but chances are I won’t because I only said that because I’m conditioned to aspire on being a pickup artist.
‘It’s not you, it’s me’ - It’s you and me: I’m not attracted to you and I want to sleep with as many people I can before the Earth is hit by an asteroid.
‘I’ll call you’ - I’ll sleep on it, then I’ll think about it some more and if I don’t come across a better prospect, I may call you but chances are I won’t because I only said that because I’m conditioned to aspire on being a pickup artist.
‘It’s not you, it’s me’ - It’s you and me: I’m not attracted to you and I want to sleep with as many people I can before the Earth is hit by an asteroid.
posted by Dee Jour | 5:51 am
"Let's have a break" - I met someone cute last night.
"Let's take a step back." - I led you on hahahaha.
"It's complicated." - You're ugly.
lmao@'it's complicated'
anyone would think it was linear algebra or something. :)
Luv your blog.. love it... LOVE... great stuff..
JD ;)