The Doomed Romantic Test
Good evening, my fellow gits…
It may have escaped your attention that I’ve not been posting much these days. This is, frankly, because my life is fucking excellent.
But I was re-jigging an online test I wrote on OKCupid a while back – one which I never posted here. So I’ll post it now. If you decide to take it, the intro screen tells you pretty much what it’s about. But basically I wrote it with the intention of lancing such a brilliantine spear of psychoanalysis through your skull that your viciously cycling screams render in horrifying detail every truth of your Pandora-box soul. It calls you a cunt, too.
The Doomed Romantic Test.
It may have escaped your attention that I’ve not been posting much these days. This is, frankly, because my life is fucking excellent.
But I was re-jigging an online test I wrote on OKCupid a while back – one which I never posted here. So I’ll post it now. If you decide to take it, the intro screen tells you pretty much what it’s about. But basically I wrote it with the intention of lancing such a brilliantine spear of psychoanalysis through your skull that your viciously cycling screams render in horrifying detail every truth of your Pandora-box soul. It calls you a cunt, too.
The Doomed Romantic Test.
posted by Juliet is Bleeding... | 10:28 pm
Maybe I'll do that test again sometime.
Storm of Passion
57% Romanticism, 65% Melodrama, 3% Desperation, 40% Uselessness
High Romanticism, High Melodrama, Low Desperation and Low Uselessness - you are the Storm of Passion.
You're like a fiery tornado of Hell's carnal sins inside the bedroom and out. In fact, everywhere you go you're a bit fucking mental about the person you love. They might like that, to be fair. But not for long. You get a max. of three months before you're out, you crazy harbinger of fucked-upness.
Though with your low desperation rating, you probably don't even care. Excellent work.
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I especially like the part where I have to be 18 AFTER I've done the test.
My score on The Doomed Romantic Test:
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Hopeless Romantic
(60% Romanticism, 34% Melodrama, 53% Desperation, 48% Uselessness)
"High Romanticism, Low Melodrama, High Desperation and High Uselessness - you are the Idiot Romantic.
You're a sweetheart, really. You're likable, loveable and at the end of the day you will give as much as you take - probably even more so. But you're also an idiot.
People don't love you because you're an idiot.
[ this test sponsored by the home of Doomed Romantics on the web: Love Is A C*nt ]"
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Take it!
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=11392693625241497774
dude. you've just wasted my time. i could smack you with the nearest blonde but i'm timezones away from you.
pretty hilarous. and like kate.
everyone loves me. all 17 of them who's mounted on my wall.
This is a great comment that I've only noticed 9 years later. Sorry!