Why Love Is A Cunt
It's a cunt because it makes you lose every ounce of sense and judgement. It makes you forget all concept of sanity and throws you into a state of zombie-like delusion and makes you lose control. It stops you from focussing on those things that, as a jaded fuck-up, you threw yourself into. Like work, for example. It pretty much fucks with your head completely, messes with your discipline and lifestyle choices, and makes you feel physically sick.
If the concept of love appeared on the scene as a new thing, and had not been a topic of discussion for millenia in every culture, it would today be reckoned a horrible discomfiting disease, marked by dementia and obsessive-compulsive tendencies.