Choking on your length
Andrew (The Cunt) made me open up to him the other day. After over a year of concealed emotions and hidden truths, we finally confessed our deepest, darkest secrets.
Except I kept just one.
Since I've been 'away', I've been fucking someone else.
Never one to live up to the cliche, I have been both downtrodden maiden and villainous vixen. In the shadows of his affair, I commenced my own.
"I can never trust him," I said, "for I know how easily he can lie."
Andrew claims that he loved me from the word go. He says he's only been in love twice, and that he's never loved as he does me. I'm not sure quite what I did, to make him love me. Perhaps the fact that I accepted anal sex over the mantelpiece, or even that I sucked him off in a club toilet on my 21st birthday. Who knows.
But what Andrew has yet to face is that he's not the only cog in this machine. Two cogs are currently satisfying my apparatus, and the choice is now mine, not his. Only time will tell. Perhaps I'll choose Hayden for his gorgeous cock and amazing talent in cunnilingus. Or maybe I'll choose Andrew himself for the fact that I appear to have overridden his cuntish streak and tendency to sow his seed.
Or maybe I'll become a lesbian.
Except I kept just one.
Since I've been 'away', I've been fucking someone else.
Never one to live up to the cliche, I have been both downtrodden maiden and villainous vixen. In the shadows of his affair, I commenced my own.
"I can never trust him," I said, "for I know how easily he can lie."
Andrew claims that he loved me from the word go. He says he's only been in love twice, and that he's never loved as he does me. I'm not sure quite what I did, to make him love me. Perhaps the fact that I accepted anal sex over the mantelpiece, or even that I sucked him off in a club toilet on my 21st birthday. Who knows.
But what Andrew has yet to face is that he's not the only cog in this machine. Two cogs are currently satisfying my apparatus, and the choice is now mine, not his. Only time will tell. Perhaps I'll choose Hayden for his gorgeous cock and amazing talent in cunnilingus. Or maybe I'll choose Andrew himself for the fact that I appear to have overridden his cuntish streak and tendency to sow his seed.
Or maybe I'll become a lesbian.
posted by Anonymous | 11:39 pm
You appear to have neither guilt nor morals. I'm not sure whether to vie for Girl Power and shriek 'yay', or inflict the true cunt of my disgust.
Hmm...I was so pissed awhile ago that I didn't actually READ this entry. Having done so, let me add that I won't forgive anyone who really talks to herself like this:
"I can never trust him," I said, "for I know how easily he can lie."Behold shrew, who may trust thee? Yeah, verily thou art a malodorous slut by thine own recognition. How canst thou now think thyself his better?
Dear God,
Please do not allow this woman to procreate. (This Andrew person either.) I hope it's not too late for that. Amen.
p.s. You may be against lesbians, but please spare them from this woman.
To be fair, in light of CuntFlap's first post, I'd assume that her current damaged state is a direct result of accidentally falling in love with a massive prick.
I could, of course, be wrong - in which case we have a new Chav Whore poster. Good show!
oh by the way cuntflaps, welcome to liac, home of the hearltess. don't mind us, we're just initiating you in.
Knowing cunnilingus doesn't make him a Latin scholar.
Is this post about love or sex? Or is it just a documentary on wankers? I can't tell.