That Dialogue You Wish You'd Never Had
Him: Every bloke's tried tasting their own come, right?
Me: Err, no.
Me: Err, no.
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POST: Him: Every bloke's tried tasting their own come, right?
Me: Err
Hahahahahaha, wow, that has made my day.
I really, reeeeally hope it was followed by long, awkward silence.
But every bloke HAS tasted their own come though right? I mean, what is there to be afraid of? That it's somehow unmasculine? If that's the case then surely you shouldn't be touching your own cock either right? Go on, give it a try!
I think this would be akin to drinking one's own urine, no?
I almost made that parallel, but if you think about it urine is bodily waste whilst spunk is (i) the bringer of life, (ii) good for your skin, (iii) non-fattening, (iv) contains your RDA of zinc and (v) brings good luck.
No idea if it's true. Just something I say at those key moments.
Well, if I had a choice of walking down the street with urine dripping down my chin or.... well, you get the point.
I've often wondered how many scientifc tests, if at all, have been done on the nutritional value of cum.
Personally, I love the taste, as long as it's warm.
Non-fattening? Does anyone fall for that? The reason half the girls I know don't swallow it is because it's probably more fattening than a mars bar. I don't know the exact quality of it, but it is fattening.
I can't believe the pressure society puts on girls to be thin has had such catastrophic effects.
I hope you dont expect a girl to taste it if you wont. I think if you expect a girl to taste herself and or you, then you should have no problem tasting it yourself.