Pretty, weeping girls…
… Outside pubs, Fri/Sat nights, last orders… Always pretty and always weeping – why?
posted by Juliet is Bleeding... | 1:58 pm
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Girls cry :(
That doesn't explain the whole phenomenon.
This weekend I'm going to talk to one, dammit.
Girls + drinks = weeping.
Weeping = hot.
Makes sense, yes. But why is weeping so hot? I can only come up with predatory or compassionate motives, and I'm neither to any great extent.
You're right though. I'll see her in the pub and not look twice; then walk out, see her weeping, and fall in love.
Maybe it reminds me of a cum-shot.
Me? Protecting bints?
TBH, I do have something of a protective attitude with girls I like. Hrm.
Ha, I love the way you tell me to crush my protective instinct, masturbate it to issue straight afterwards, then sit unobtainably in the dark void.
Such a microcosm of my romantic life.
Jib, why is it that all the women seem to fall all over you?
I once had a friend who was distrubingly infatuated with my old roommate.
She would scuttle after him in bars, leaving me with her half empty glass of red wine.
I would later find her outside on a bench, sobbing and looking completely stupid and insecure.
If that is hot, than you people have some fucking issues.
I'm getting way too turned on in this thread.
*sigh*
Christ, don't even get me started on the sighing girls...
Classic jib.
Falling all over the faceless, internet girls.
You're not being clear: Are girls falling all over me, or am I falling all over girls, or are you just a paranoid, jealous freak that wants to marry me?
I couldn't possibly marry a man who makes everything so unbelievably complex. You really are very feminine, in that sense.
But, if you make enough money to support my habits, I may consider it.
If you're talking about nuns' outfits, then I'm game. Don't even get me started on those things...
Fucking Didums, perhaps the girls fall all over JiB because he displays such feminine ideas on relationships. In that case, one must wonder whether the girls see him as partner material or just a great best friend. ;)
Isn't that every woman's dream, to have a man emote and savor the subtleties of love as she does? To basically be a chick with a dick?
Now if you have a priest outfit handy...
In which case why does your sex prefer to choose as sexual partners oafs with the emotional and amatory subtlety of the less highly-evolved Brachiopoda?
Sorry, that possibly sounds offensive, and I assure you is not intended to be. I am sure the women contributors to this discussion would sprurn suitors who suppport football clubs, neglect their girl-friends socially, drink to excess in an ungentlemanly manner, usw usw. Though you say fantasy: is it then the case that you only prefer depth in your imagining, but shallowness has advantages in real life (what I can't imagine, though it may give sense of superiority I suppose)
I found a beautiful man who is not devoid of emotional subtlety and depth, and the fucker cunted me up more than anyone. Shallow boys don't get past the defenses. But a thoughtful, artistic, intelligent sort...well, that spells certain doom.
It's been my experience that while women want to fuck brainless deviants, they only really fall in love with the ones Tree is talking about.
AND I have a priest's outfit.