Hypocritical Cunts
Oh lordy. I swear, if you put me in a room with a hundred anonymous girls - ninety-nine of which are 2nd Dan Go players that turned down the request to represent their country at Miss. World because they were too busy being financial consultants at Goldman Sachs, and one of which is the Shi’leth, a crazed demon arch-general of the Lord Cthulhu – chances are I’ll pick the demonic general every single time.
Still, at least it drives more posts. And that’s what counts, right? So:
I recently dated a girl – let’s call her Bint Laden - with whom things went almost perfectly with for several months. The problem? She lived 120 miles away. Cuntish. So we eventually finished because the distance was too much to handle. It was a shame because I genuinely liked her a lot and we hit it off on every one of a million levels. Then a week after we split up, she sent me a tonne of details about a new guy she’d started dating. I made one, tiny comment about how she should maybe hold off telling me about it for a little while. She then told me that we hadn’t split because of distance, we’d split because I was being a complete fuckwit that she hated, and she never spoke to me again. Just like that.
What is up with people that fuck you up, and then claim that you are in the wrong?
Sounds insane, doesn’t it? How do they get away with it? Surely it’s so ridiculous that anybody can see through it and therefore deal with it?
Well, I’ll be the first to admit that these total arseheads have somehow managed to top even Bush’s ludicrous line of, “hey, it’s not about oil – now let’s grab us some mu-hutherfucking oil yeehaa!” BS, but even though what they’re doing is inherently, implicitly and innately transparent and stupid, it can still fucking hurt, and that’s what I’m pissed off about.
They’re the ones that break up with you, and then claim it was you that pushed them away. Even though they’ve been the one cheating on you or playing with you and even though all you did wrong was some tiny, insignificant thing that was neither intended to hurt nor annoy them they’ll put the boot in massively, in a strident bid to eclipse their own fuckedness and put you in the wrong.
That was a pretty long sentence, so let me break it down and add the word cunt: Some people are cunts. We all know that. We’ve all met cunts, we’ve all tried to avoid cunts, we’ve all failed miserably to prevent ourselves fantasising about a cunt’s death at the whirring blades of a combine harvester. Now what if I told you there was a type of cunt, that was even more cuntish than a cunt? A cunt+? Welcome to the world of the hypocritical cunt.
They will fuck you up and then pick on tiny things you’ve done wrong in order to justify what they did, or at least make their own evils seem insignificant. And it works – mainly because you’re not an evil, manipulative fucker and they are.
“You were a bit late the other day.”
“What? But how’s that important? Why have you completely broken my heart?”
“Well wait a minute now – you were a bit late.”
“I know, I was wrong. I’m sorry.”
“Good, better. I’ll see you around.”
“Bu-“
“Bye.”
These examples, including Bint Laden above, are pretty trivial. A friend of mine was recently led on by a total git, she fell in love with him and he iterated the same feelings for her, and then one day he shut down all communication with her and said that she’d annoyed him in some utterly trifling way. Later on she found out he was sleeping with some other random.
In desperate grabs to fuel their own, mammoth arrogance and power-plays, these people will try and justify their wrongdoings for one or some or all or more of these reasons:
i. To assume that you were the root cause of destruction in your relationship – not them.
ii. To make sure that you understand why they left you / hurt you / couldn’t give a shit about you – and that the reason you understand is that it’s your own fault.
iii. To score a point in some grotesque game of “who’s fucked now” that they invented when sat on the loo shitting away the last remnants of their conscience.
The funny thing is, their own wrongdoings are so much more expansively wrong than the tiny slights they’ve picked on you for, that even their accusations increase their wrongness at an exponential rate. It’s also so easy to spot. But some people are dumb, hypocritical cunts. *shrug*
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Still, at least it drives more posts. And that’s what counts, right? So:
I recently dated a girl – let’s call her Bint Laden - with whom things went almost perfectly with for several months. The problem? She lived 120 miles away. Cuntish. So we eventually finished because the distance was too much to handle. It was a shame because I genuinely liked her a lot and we hit it off on every one of a million levels. Then a week after we split up, she sent me a tonne of details about a new guy she’d started dating. I made one, tiny comment about how she should maybe hold off telling me about it for a little while. She then told me that we hadn’t split because of distance, we’d split because I was being a complete fuckwit that she hated, and she never spoke to me again. Just like that.
What is up with people that fuck you up, and then claim that you are in the wrong?
Sounds insane, doesn’t it? How do they get away with it? Surely it’s so ridiculous that anybody can see through it and therefore deal with it?
Well, I’ll be the first to admit that these total arseheads have somehow managed to top even Bush’s ludicrous line of, “hey, it’s not about oil – now let’s grab us some mu-hutherfucking oil yeehaa!” BS, but even though what they’re doing is inherently, implicitly and innately transparent and stupid, it can still fucking hurt, and that’s what I’m pissed off about.
They’re the ones that break up with you, and then claim it was you that pushed them away. Even though they’ve been the one cheating on you or playing with you and even though all you did wrong was some tiny, insignificant thing that was neither intended to hurt nor annoy them they’ll put the boot in massively, in a strident bid to eclipse their own fuckedness and put you in the wrong.
That was a pretty long sentence, so let me break it down and add the word cunt: Some people are cunts. We all know that. We’ve all met cunts, we’ve all tried to avoid cunts, we’ve all failed miserably to prevent ourselves fantasising about a cunt’s death at the whirring blades of a combine harvester. Now what if I told you there was a type of cunt, that was even more cuntish than a cunt? A cunt+? Welcome to the world of the hypocritical cunt.
They will fuck you up and then pick on tiny things you’ve done wrong in order to justify what they did, or at least make their own evils seem insignificant. And it works – mainly because you’re not an evil, manipulative fucker and they are.
“You were a bit late the other day.”
“What? But how’s that important? Why have you completely broken my heart?”
“Well wait a minute now – you were a bit late.”
“I know, I was wrong. I’m sorry.”
“Good, better. I’ll see you around.”
“Bu-“
“Bye.”
These examples, including Bint Laden above, are pretty trivial. A friend of mine was recently led on by a total git, she fell in love with him and he iterated the same feelings for her, and then one day he shut down all communication with her and said that she’d annoyed him in some utterly trifling way. Later on she found out he was sleeping with some other random.
In desperate grabs to fuel their own, mammoth arrogance and power-plays, these people will try and justify their wrongdoings for one or some or all or more of these reasons:
i. To assume that you were the root cause of destruction in your relationship – not them.
ii. To make sure that you understand why they left you / hurt you / couldn’t give a shit about you – and that the reason you understand is that it’s your own fault.
iii. To score a point in some grotesque game of “who’s fucked now” that they invented when sat on the loo shitting away the last remnants of their conscience.
The funny thing is, their own wrongdoings are so much more expansively wrong than the tiny slights they’ve picked on you for, that even their accusations increase their wrongness at an exponential rate. It’s also so easy to spot. But some people are dumb, hypocritical cunts. *shrug*
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posted by Juliet is Bleeding... | 6:46 pm
Yes why do we fall for these control freaks in the first place? They blame us for everything wrong in an effort to convince their own conscience to rid of their own guilt. They are on either side of the gender by the way.